The Great North : Episode 38

While the children's mother is not in the picture, Judy seeks guidance from her new boss, Alyson, and her imaginary friend, Alanis Morissette, who appears to her in the Northern Lights. The family's plans to celebrate Judy's 16th birthday on the family fishing boat go awry after a moose breaks into the Tobin's home.

Judy is worried that she and Ham are growing apart when she discovers he's been keeping a secret from her. The rest of the family participates in a town festival.

Wolf tries to find the perfect six-month anniversary gift for Honeybee. Meanwhile, Judy interviews Honeybee for the school newspaper and learns about her thrilling early years in Fresno.

Worried that she’s inherited Beef’s fear of romance, Judy forces her dad to get back out there by attending a meat auction and singles mixer in the hopes of bringing home a new love, and also maybe some sausages.

Beef enlists Judy to help coach his adult curling team. Meanwhile, Wolf tries to turn the family fishing boat into a sunset cruise for lovers.

Judy asks her crush to the most romantic dance of the school year, not realizing he's got eyes for someone else. Meanwhile, Beef's Brother, Brian, comes up for a visit from Anchorage.

Judy asks Alyson to help her with an exciting opportunity to lead an art project at school. Meanwhile, the local paper prints a story involving Beef, and the family investigates to discover the truth.

When Moon begins to doubt the existence of Bigfoot, Beef enlists the family's help to get him believing again. Meanwhile, Honeybee gets a surprise visitor from Fresno.

Beef and Wolf meet their hero, legendary mountain man, Tusk Johnson! Judy and the rest of the Tobin clan become addicted to '80s primetime soap "Dynasty".

A blizzard threatens the Tobin family game night. Meanwhile, Beef makes a new friend in the woods.

While the family prepares for Wolf and Honeybee's wedding, an unexpected guest RSVPs.

Judy embarks on a journey after getting some unexpected news from the dentist.

A punk band invites Ham to audition after hearing him scream. Meanwhile, Honeybee and Wolf get their first directing gig.

Moon, Judy and Ham try to survive Alaska's darkest and spookiest day of the year. Meanwhile, Wolf and Honeybee attempt to replace Beef's favorite shirt.

After Delmer suffers a concussion while eating soup, the Tobins tell their favorite stories about him in order to keep him awake and alive.

When Wolf discovers that Beef secretly wants a jet ski, he formulates a plan to get it; Ham bonds with a novelty singing fish toy.

Judy's murder mystery party doesn't go exactly as planned; Alyson invites herself on a date with Beef.

Ham is assigned an after-school job at a restaurant as part of "Careers Week," and gets an unexpected surprise. Meanwhile, Moon develops a crush on an older woman.

During Thanksgiving week, the Tobin kids and Honeybee take part in an old family tradition called The Beef Hunt. Meanwhile, Beef wrestles with his greatest fear.

Former celebrity mountain man, Tusk Johnson, returns to Lone Moose with a big favor to ask of Beef and Wolf. Meanwhile, Honeybee enters a contest to win her own mall kiosk.

When Jerry's Bigfoot costume gets stolen a few days before Christmas, Beef helps him track it down. The Tobin kids try to build an elaborate gingerbread village.

Moon helps Wolf deal with their parents' divorce. Honeybee encounters Lone Moose's most famous City Councilperson, who happens to be an eagle.

Beef joins a local moms' group, while Moon and his friends build a Dread Sled. Meanwhile, the rest of the family digs into the investigation of Wolf and Honeybee's disappearing potholder.

Judy relaunches the Saved by the Spells, a legendary secret society. Meanwhile, Honeybee and Wolf have a surprising week, and Moon makes a new friend on his CB radio.

The school is putting on a musical based on "The Perfect Storm," and Judy desperately wants to be one of the leads. Meanwhile, Moon tries to convince his family he's ready to stay home alone for the very first time.

Honeybee agrees to help Moon with his school problems, only to learn that something else is on his mind. Meanwhile, the rest of the family deals with a moose problem.

Ham befriends an older woman who loves to party. Meanwhile, Judy takes up pottery and is not great at it.

After seeing something he shouldn't have, Moon incurs Debbie's wrath. Meanwhile, Beef is determined to save his favorite museum from being closed down.

Beef struggles when the boat needs repairs and he can't fish for a whole week. Meanwhile, Wolf and Honeybee meet the best-looking man in Lone Moose.

Wolf chaperones Ham and Judy on a school field trip to the abandoned Death Cliff Prison. Meanwhile, Beef accidentally agrees to compose a poem.

With Crispin's help, Ham tries to re-create a more theatrical version of his coming out. Meanwhile, hoping to record their first true crime podcast, Wolf and Honeybee investigate a local cold case and are shocked by what they uncover.

A new indoor water park is opening in Lone Moose, and all of the Tobins want to go, except for Wolf, who's convinced that he's cursed to always lose his swim trunks in front of the entire town.

The Tobins spend Father's Day weekend at an RV park and uncover the identity of the Fiend of Family Land. Then, Moon meets a skunk, and Judy thinks she's found a new love.

Honeybee and Wolf discover an outback-themed restaurant they can't stop going to. Meanwhile, Beef confronts his fear of small talk.

During Lone Moose's Disaster Day event, Wolf and Honeybee have their very first fight.

All the Tobins fall under the spell of the Fall Frenzy Dance.

When the Tobins and some friends are trapped in the house for days by an ice storm, their cabin fever leads to the Trial of the Century.

It's Halloween! When Honeybee's plans to fly home to Fresno for her favorite holiday get ruined by a storm, she decides to bring her family traditions to Lone Moose, but faces a series of terrifying surprises.

Beef and Judy tell alternate versions of a wild day. The rest of the Tobins try to finish reading a challenging novel.

Beef is recruited to pilot a super yacht owned by eccentric billionaire Dick Chateau. Wolf and Honeybee become convinced that a mysterious stranger is actually Wolf from the future.

Kima and her family host a very surprising visitor during Lone Moose's "lower-48" exchange student week. Ham fails to care for a cactus.

When a long lost family friend shows up at Lone Moose's White Elephant gift exchange, Beef is not pleased. Moon rescues a reindeer.

Moon and the Junior Janitors get involved with a teacher scandal. The rest of the family gets involved with a buncha crabs.

The kids must convince Beef to get a new mattress after his turns into a deadly trap. Honeybee and Wolf set out on a journey.

Judy and Honeybee encounter a strange group in the woods. The rest of the family has to save Beef from an arranged marriage.

All of Lone Moose gets wrapped up in the Little Mr. Ketchikan Canned Sausage Gentleman Pageant competition, a pageant for boys with an unusual history.

Beef drives Alyson to meet a man she met online. Wolf confronts his greatest fear: not being liked by a local bartender.

Wolf and Honeybee's parenting skills are put to the test when an adult show choir crashes outside their home. Beef takes Moon on a surprise trip.

Beef, Wolf and Honeybee come upon a grizzly surprise when they go for coffee at Maude's diner. Ham and Moon go on a mission to reclaim a treasure.

Beef goes to great lengths to avoid celebrating his birthday.

The citizens of Lone Moose celebrate the Rear Gifts Festival, an annual celebration of moose turds. Ham attempts to make a new friend his own age.

When a hi-tech seafood vending machine shows up in Lone Moose and drives down the price of fish, Beef loses it. Judy and Kima become junior members of an all-women's smokejumper crew.

Judy and Kima worry they won't find their perfect dates for prom. The rest of the family investigate a weird smell that's been wafting through town.

It's a day of reckoning for Lone Moose, as Beef and a group of townspeople attempt to rescue all the prom-goers from a flood of rotten meat waste.

Ham enlists his family for help in finding a speech for his Public Speaking Elective. Judy, Beef, and Honeybee pitch competing stories for Ham to select from and end up secretly drawing from Top Gun, Good Will Hunting, and The Matrix in the process.

Beef has a one-night stand after a string of bad dates, but quickly becomes embarrassed when Greta Meatweep exposes their sexcapades in the poem column of the local newspaper. Moon becomes Jerry’s Bigfoot little-brother sidekick, and the local clown duo challenges them to a costume battle over the Lone Moose party turf.

When Moon gets rejected by his crush for the Lil' Preppers Practice Prom, he goes off-grid for the night and sees a mysterious figure who is revealed to be the long-lost Aunt Dirt Tobin who has been in hiding in a bunker on the Tobin property since 1964. The Tobin family teaches Aunt Dirt all about modern life while Moon copes with his first bout of romantic rejection.

Honeybee wins interim Lone Moose mayor over Wolf who, although upset, starts overstepping during Honeybee's one day term. The rest of the Tobins start capitalizing on their new family member's political power.

When Cheesecake gets evicted from his trailer but finds a dangerous job on a crabbing boat, Wolf and Honeybee struggle to get him a local job and to teach him interview skills. Meanwhile, Beef tries to help bring business to Carissa's failing coffee hut.

As the Tobin family receives their annual oil dividend checks for living in Alaska, they all have different approaches on how to spend them. Honeybee and Wolf attempt to create a homemade gym in their guest house, and Beef, Moon, and Dirt scavenge junk yards looking for an extravagant object to buy. Meanwhile, Judy coaches the local hockey team in hopes of attracting their audience to her one-woman show protesting the dividends.

After Ham gets into a prestigious cake competition in New York, the family sets off on a bus road trip.

When Beef is threatened by someone else potentially dating Carissa, he decides to fight a new bear from Fat Bear Week. Meanwhile, Ham takes Aunt Dirt to the gay bars around town, but she struggles to feel comfortable.

When the new librarian gets rid of the vandalized books, Moon and his friends retrieve them and set up a vandalized-book bookstore.

When Judy and Ham realize that the school thinks they don't party, they set out with Aunt Dirt, Kima, Moon, and Crispin to find and party with Doug Delfino, a recently emancipated student.

When Judy and Kima accidentally get high during a school field trip, they are sent on a mission to find treasure by a talking tub of cottage cheese named Beth. Meanwhile, Wolf's signature sandwich is removed from the menu at Lydia's sandwich shop.

When a blizzard snows the Tobin family in, Beef struggles to avoid cabin fever by running the household like the Royal British Navy. But after a box of special candy is found half-eaten, Judy, Wolf, Moon, Ham, Honeybee, Jerry, and Mr. Golovkin turn on Beef, and everyone gets at each other's throats, threatening the sanity of the household.

Wanting a chance at casually making out, Judy suddenly finds herself with three separate dates to handle simultaneously. Meanwhile, Beef goes to meet a friend he met online, only to find out that he's a cruise ship captain, and therefore a dire enemy.

Out of concern for Beef's health, the kids push him to see a doctor. Meanwhile, a grave marked "Wife" pushes Honeybee, Judy, and Aunt Dirt into researching the corpse's life.

After Carissa’s friends tell Beef he needs to be more romantic, he takes her on a full day of consecutive dates. Honeybee and Judy plan their second annual opening of “The Tobin Family Pool”.

Judy investigates a mysterious cloaked figure who's buying up all her art. Beef, Wolf, Ham, and Moon grow a giant cabbage. Honeybee and Jerry compete to see who can keep foam fingers on the longest.

Coming off the heels of her break-up, Judy is taken on a wild adventure with Honeybee and Aunt Dirt.

Judy tries to learn to drive.

When the eagle Moon is pet sitting escapes, he enlists Beef and Wolf to go searching for it.

Honeybee and Beef bond on an ice fishing trip and try to find a compromise between quiet fishing and fun games.

While Beef is away, the Tobin fishing boat goes missing! The Tobin siblings, along with Honeybee and Dirt, wildly speculate on what could have happened to The Mighty Kathleen.

Wolf finally gets cast on the local Alaskan survival show Dropped Off To Die, but when he's out early, his shame leads him to sneak home and hide on the Tobin property instead.

Ham starts performing at Yet-E-Cheddar's and develops a strange relationship with an animatronic Freddie the Yeti, that puts his relationship with Crispin in jeopardy. When the new Tobin Boat turns out to have a cursed name, the kids battle, Succession-style, for naming rights. Ham and Crispin break up.

Just when Honeybee thinks she's conquered every danger in Alaska, a new one pushes her to the limit.

Moon makes a big decision after clashing with Beef; Judy and Ham hatch a plot to make some extra cash.

Principal Gibbons catches Aunt Dirt posing as a cafeteria worker to woo another lunch lady and offers her the job if she agrees to coach the debate team; Wolf endeavors to impress Beef.

Judy feels anxiety about growing apart from Moon, so she signs them up for something they loved doing when they were younger, ice dance competitions. Beef is taken aback when Zelda Blop moves in next door.

Wolf and Honeybee’s spooky new business is put to the test by an influential travel reviewer.

The Tobins get stuck at school when Principal Gibbons is the only principal in the area not to declare a snow day in the face of an incoming blizzard.

Judy and Beef interfere with Ham's personal life. Wolf and Honeybee go on a quest to squash a rumour going around town that Wolf eats worms.

Aunt Dirt's interest in a role-playing game leads to a quest for vengeance. Beef is overtaken by a fascination in bead crafts.

Wolf has to track down Judy before they miss their dinner.

Judy joins the cast of a dinner theater production. Wolf and Honeybee help Moon sell jerky door-to-door.

Beef discovers the thrills of stunt fishing.

Beef and Walt's best-friendship is put to the test.

Honeybee and Wolf renovate the guest cabin. After an extreme experience, Ham, Judy, and Moon get whole new outlooks on life.

On a field trip to view Curlew's Kissin' Comets, Beef rushes to stop his kids from suffering a terrible fate. Aunt Dirt goes rogue at the Old Moose Retirement Home.

Wolf jumps into the amateur wrestling ring. Judy trains a new employee at the Point & Shoot.

Ham gets embroiled in the cutthroat world of local weather. Judy and Moon pursue an assassin.

The family's summer trip is in trouble. Can Judy save it? I guess we'll find out.

Moon is annoyed when his sleepover plans include a surprise guest: Russell's younger cousin. The rest of the Tobins basically go insane.

Beef risks his life to bring back roadkill moose meat for the town. Aunt Dirt and Jerry prepare to face the apocalypse.